Hello, I'm Jackie. Someone told me that I even walk sarcastically once.
I'm currently posting a lot of Game of Thrones and Teen Wolf, but there's always some Orphan Black, X-Files, superheroes, and my horrible sense of humor. I sometimes post band stuff. I've literally seen p!atd four times in the past year what the hell
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Mmmm, pizza! I didn’t hear the delivery guy pull up.
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Where is 12?
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
"You’re gonna do great today"
yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life
What the hell
Chris is trying so hard he grabs his own boob.
SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT