the truth is out there

Hello, I'm Jackie. Someone told me that I even walk sarcastically once.

I'm currently posting a lot of Game of Thrones and Teen Wolf, but there's always some Orphan Black, X-Files, superheroes, and my horrible sense of humor. I sometimes post band stuff. I've literally seen p!atd four times in the past year what the hell

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in conclusion,
wally west.
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star-loser:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

6 hours ago with 252991 notes via queermarcobodt (source)
17 hours ago with 148 notes via notkatniss
#oh#txf

Mmmm, pizza! I didn’t hear the delivery guy pull up.

1 day ago with 423 notes via heckbennett (source)
#snl

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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1 day ago with 50735 notes via keeptheharmony
#incredible

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

1 day ago with 184454 notes via sheisourwitch (source)
#that scene was incredible

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

1 day ago with 60452 notes via sheisourwitch (source)
#me

mulders:

superbird-nacelles:

mulders:

yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life

What the hell

would he

1 day ago with 8340 notes via mulders

brassmama:

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

Chris is trying so hard he grabs his own boob.

1 day ago with 21084 notes via sebstantialcrisis (source)
#this is the worst thing that i have ever seen in my life#sebastian stan#chris evans
1 day ago with 122441 notes via smokepellets (source)
#charlie

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

1 day ago with 31202 notes via keeptheharmony (source)
#this was honestly one of the worst things i have ever seen in advertising